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As has become the tradition here at Bandit Dimmer Beach, it’s time for our annual holiday post. Without further ado, I give you: 

Grumpy the Crew Chief
(To the tune of Frosty the Snowman)

Grumpy the crew chief, was a really crusty soul,

With a coffee in hand and the day he planned, confirmed with one more stroll.

Grumpy the crew chief, is always cranky, so they say.

He wasn’t slow, and the locals know, to stay away all day.

There was surely no magic in that coffee he had downed,

For when he finished it up, there was still no joking around!

Oh, Grumpy the crew chief, was cranky as he could be;

And the locals say you better not play

He’s different than you and me.

Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump

Locals make the cases go.

Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump

Grumpy grumbles at them so.

Grumpy the crew chief, wanted load-in to end today,

So he said, “Let’s move and get in a groove so I can get away.”

Barking orders to his crew with radio in hand,

As he ran here and there and everywhere,

Sayin’, “Keep up if you can.”

He led them through the load-out too, the last case to the dock,

And only paused a moment, when he heard the truck door lock.

For Grumpy the crew chief had to hurry on his way,

So he waved goodbye, middle finger held high, sayin’ “I’ll be back again some day.”